All ‘fix it’ stories, that I’ve read, have the common pattern: Javert tries to commit suicide, but Valjean appears, rescues the poor Inspector and teaches him love…in all possible ways. First of all physical.
The best super power ever has to be the power of always being right.Think about it, you say you can do a backflip, then you can do a backflip. You say you are rich, and BAM! You are now rich. Want to be attractive? SHAZAAM just say you’re attractive and then be attractive.
Can someone give this person an award
"At last, we are alone. At last we are, all of us, alone together. At last, every human, alone together, on this earth. Welcome to Night Vale."
- Cecil Palmer
^ Bless you. Bless your family. Bless your cow.
As I promised you, guys. Vimes in lacy underwear.
Isn’t he cute?
Also, a little political commentary:
Also, because those pants are detailed as fuck here have original quality