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A collection of whatever looks neat today. I've got fanfic. I've got loads of fanfic. It's so heavy. I'm being crushed. Help me.

There is a small possibility that my car has been towed by now and I will need my phone to call a ride in a couple hours, so I should really put it down. On the other hand, I didn’t bring a book and I have most of an hour to kill here. I have 17% power

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Baby tucker tho, all grown up and running the show

Who’s the incompetent blue guy now, various fan wikis?

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windmill-of-death:

HoLY SHit i just realised, Steve Carlsberg can see things and understand them and he can see what’s going on when other people don’t, remember that time he accused Carlos of being a spy


Notable locations in Greek mythology

(Source: phthias)


ka-kawgoodsir:

isolatedartisan:

italyans:

nasdaq:

#FridayFun time! Now here’s an innovation the world is ready for: The Cuddle Mattress, which introduces slats to the upper half of the bed, making it easier to slip your arm around your partner and still sleep in comfort. http://www.npr.org/blogs/alltechconsidered/2013/08/27/216091675/weekly-innovation-a-mattress-that-makes-it-easier-to-cuddle

this is it.
THIS IS FUCKING IT.
AFTER ALL THESE YEARS OF ARMS FALLING ASLEEP AND ACHING NECKS WE’VE FINALLY ARRIVED
THERE IS NO MORE WORRYING NOW THAT WE HAVE THESE FOAM STRIPS TO SHOVE OUR GRUBBY LITTLE ARMS INTO. JUST THINK OF THE OPPORTUNITIES. MAYBE SOME KID CAN FILL A PLASTIC BAG WITH LUBE, TUCK IT BETWEEN THIS SHIT, AND JUST GO TO FUCKING TOWN ON THIS STATE-OF-THE-ART MATTRESS 
BUT THATS NOT ALL. DO YOUR FUCKING TOES GET COLD? SHOVE YOUR FEET IN THESE CUSHIONS AND SLEEP SOUNDLY KNOWING YOUR FOOT-NUBS ARE FREE OF THE COLD.
NEED TO KEEP YOUR PHONE CLOSER WHILE YOU SLEEP? TOSS IT IN THE CRACK. AFRAID TO LEAVE YOUR CHILD ALONE IN THEIR NURSERY? WEDGE IT INTO THE CRACK. JUST FUCKING DO IT. EVER TEMPTED TO SIP A BEVERAGE WITHOUT GETTING OUT OF BED? SHOVE A CUP AND THERE AND INSERT YOUR STRAW. PRESTO-CHANGO, MOTHERFUCKERS. 
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS. THIS BED CAN SOLVE ALL OF THE PROBLEMS IN THE WORLD. GO OUT THERE AND BUY YOUR CUDDLING, MASTURBATORY, CHILD-AND-DRINK-HOLDING, PHONE-STORING MATTRESS RIGHT NOW OR I SWEAR TO GOD

Tumblr users should never make infomercials

xcuse yew

ka-kawgoodsir:

isolatedartisan:

italyans:

nasdaq:

#FridayFun time! Now here’s an innovation the world is ready for: The Cuddle Mattress, which introduces slats to the upper half of the bed, making it easier to slip your arm around your partner and still sleep in comfort. http://www.npr.org/blogs/alltechconsidered/2013/08/27/216091675/weekly-innovation-a-mattress-that-makes-it-easier-to-cuddle

this is it.

THIS IS FUCKING IT.

AFTER ALL THESE YEARS OF ARMS FALLING ASLEEP AND ACHING NECKS WE’VE FINALLY ARRIVED

THERE IS NO MORE WORRYING NOW THAT WE HAVE THESE FOAM STRIPS TO SHOVE OUR GRUBBY LITTLE ARMS INTO. JUST THINK OF THE OPPORTUNITIES. MAYBE SOME KID CAN FILL A PLASTIC BAG WITH LUBE, TUCK IT BETWEEN THIS SHIT, AND JUST GO TO FUCKING TOWN ON THIS STATE-OF-THE-ART MATTRESS 

BUT THATS NOT ALL. DO YOUR FUCKING TOES GET COLD? SHOVE YOUR FEET IN THESE CUSHIONS AND SLEEP SOUNDLY KNOWING YOUR FOOT-NUBS ARE FREE OF THE COLD.

NEED TO KEEP YOUR PHONE CLOSER WHILE YOU SLEEP? TOSS IT IN THE CRACK. AFRAID TO LEAVE YOUR CHILD ALONE IN THEIR NURSERY? WEDGE IT INTO THE CRACK. JUST FUCKING DO IT. EVER TEMPTED TO SIP A BEVERAGE WITHOUT GETTING OUT OF BED? SHOVE A CUP AND THERE AND INSERT YOUR STRAW. PRESTO-CHANGO, MOTHERFUCKERS. 

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS. THIS BED CAN SOLVE ALL OF THE PROBLEMS IN THE WORLD. GO OUT THERE AND BUY YOUR CUDDLING, MASTURBATORY, CHILD-AND-DRINK-HOLDING, PHONE-STORING MATTRESS RIGHT NOW OR I SWEAR TO GOD

Tumblr users should never make infomercials
xcuse yew

bronzebasilisk:

elementalsight:

teal-deer:

adriofthedead:

sammneiland:

attackonburley:

trombone-god:

professorfalconer:

notcayleb:

bitterblackboy:

tubesock:

robinpant:

The Kickstarter Needs You

I don’t think you’re gonna get any funds for this but good luck

this is the wrong website, I’m sorry OP I know you’re probably gonna get hate mail for this.

Sad but true.

I’m a bit more optimistic. I hope it gets the funding, this is definitely something that needs research.

What these comments tell me is that Tumblr is full of people who think that these facts are second rate because they are about men. Let that sink in.

Hell don’t send hate to the OP, send it to me because if you’re the type of person that totally disregards these statements then I highly doubt you have a very good argument outside of OH WELL PEOPLE THAT REPRESENT ME HAVE IT WORSE. 

It is very worth mentioning that the person who started this project is a woman and, before this film, created a film called “Miss Representation” about how media contributes to the under-representation of women.

i’m just glad someone is willing to talk about this being an issue at all.

because honestly, i can tell you i had a hell of a fucking time growing up under the constant pressure and strain living up to the image of what a man should be, and really it was a pressure put upon me by other men almost exclusively.

if people of your own gender telling you that you’re wrong and that they’re willing and ready to invalidate you because of that isn’t considered fucked up, then i don’t know what is.

It saddens and annoys me that most of Tumblr is going to be so quick to shrug this off because of its idiotic obsession with demonizing men

This, too, is feminism. This is feminism, because what we’re talking about here is how the unrealistic image of men that’s part of that same system that oppresses women is hurting men, too. 

This is about how boys aren’t supposed to go into the arts because that’s ~girly~. This is about how boys flunk out of school because being smart isn’t ~masculine~. This is about how men aren’t allowed to like pink, or princesses, because feminine things are “wrong.” Because being like a woman is “wrong.”

This is an issue that also severely affects both transwomen and transmen, because neither can fit that unrealistic expectation of masculinity. This affects us genderqueer folk too, because we’re expected to fit in one box or the other.

So… yes, this IS a good project, and any fuckwitted SJW who gets hissy because ~oh noez men~ is doin it wrong. 

What I think is telling is that, after going through almost 2000 of the notes on this post so far, less than 1% of the comments are unsupportive to men. 

I find it telling that people have made generalizations “Sorry, but Tumblr is Full of Women who Hate Men and Won’t Support You” and yet… I’m not seeing any proof of that here.

Just seeing a lot of people, gender unknown, writing off women before they’ve even said a word.

And in fact, most of the commentary on this post  (aside from statements like the above ‘this won’t work because tumblr hates men’ generalizations) has been: “Yes, this is important, the patriarchy hurts everyone, feminism is for everyone, this is also what we (feminists) are fighting for.”

And oh, in 6 days this project is already at half it’s goal, $40 000 of the $80 000 needed.

This is the right website. Feminists have been speaking about this subject for years. The woman making this film is a feminist. 

Just going to bold all of the last comment for all the shitty dudes up top obsessed with the idea of feminism being some form of man hate. 


yuriadventure:

bevsi:

modern au bubbline bye

help


bigbigtruck:

vaporware-femme:

rosebays:

HELLO HERE IS A CHROME EXTENSION THAT COMPLETELY REMOVES MUSIC PLAYERS OR STOP THEM FROM AUTOPLAYING

hey i know i have a lot of ASD friends for whom autoplay is a really awful thing so here is a really nice option, stay safe friends

glory glory hallelujah


eyesonthestar:

Welcome to Night Vale: The September Monologues

Wait so is Carlos a secret operative or not

Warning: eye strain (bright colors), eye contact/scopophobia, family conflict, wtnv spoilers
I’d rather you not reblog my art than remove the warning, thank you.


areyoutryingtodeduceme:

Ahahaha I feel like I kind of copped out because I’ve been getting asked for Potter!Punks for ages, and never really was able to draw something I was satisfied with and now these are only busts instead of full bodies. OOPS. Sorry. Maybe one day I’ll do full body images, because I have about a million more tattoo ideas.


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